Thursday, August 15, 2013

All of the Moshiach War Songs

Winning Theme Song of the Winning Team of Who
T.T.T.O. Shuva Shuva

Davenings concluded, Shabbos afternoon
Chassidim are singing, excitement fills the room
Mendel feels the warmth of his father’s hand
Come along my son, the Geulah is at hand

The dancing increases, Mendel sings along
His heart starts pumping to the rhythm of the song
My son Her Zich Tzu, as I explain to you
How all this dancing has to do with you

For soon the Geulah, will finally be here
The chain of the Golus will all but disappear
Together we will fly, on clouds so very high
To the Beis Hamikdash coming from the sky

Chorus:
The streets will be rocking; we’ll dance night and day
Our joy will be endless, L’chaim we will say
The world will tremble, the nations will all know
That Moshiach is already home

The Shofar will be blown; we will speak of his name
And the world forever will be changed
We’ll see the Rebbe smile, millions will roar -
Yechi Hamelech forever more

Mendel my son it’s up to you and me
To make the Geulah a reality
By accepting Moshiach the Rebbe as our king
Together let us all continue to sing

יחי אדוננו מורנו ורבינו מלך המשיח לעולם ועד X2

Chorus

Winning Theme Song of the Winning Team of When
T.T.T.O.  Ki Hinai Kachomer


6 days of creation have passed
The world is now complete
Everything that does exist
will achieve a great feat
through a nation yet to come
An epic mission they will embrace
To make for him
ה' יתברך
This world a dwelling place

Burned at stake
Screaming in pain
For him I anticipate
Sent to the chambers
To never return
I’ll always continue to wait

אני מאמין בביאת המשיח
We believe for it is our core

אחכה לו בכל יום שיבוא
We can’t take it anymore
אני מאמין, אני מאמין....
דור השביעי  arrives at last
The Rebbe to us does speak
To finish off what has begun
We’ll finally reach the peak
Spread Chassidus, polish your buttons
Ker A Velt we must prepare
It will only be a matter of time
The signs of Moshiach soon will appear
Russia has fallen
The gulf war broke out
Yidden have no fears

ענווים ענווים הגיע זמן
The Rebbe Moshiach declares
France was transformed, Peace has been made

Dangerous weapons now used to plow
Just open your eyes and you’ll realize
The signs of Moshiach happening now
Rebbe Rebbe Ad Mosai
In Golus we don’t belong
We stood the test
In you we believe
What’s taking you so long?
Bring us forth the holiest day
Everything, as one will say
Hashem Echad
And show us how
You enter the room and take us right now

Winning Alma Mater of the Winning Team of Who
T.T.T.O. Der Lumzer Lecho Dodi

Pesach time this past year
I sat together with my peers
We were discussing all the camps
We went to in the past

Which one had more trips, who had more fun
The heated debate, already begun
Wait my friends, I have to say
There’s something special in Chayolei

They all looked at me, explain please Yossi
What can it be, say already
Is it the sports, or is it the trips
I got up and opened my lips

Of course in our camp, we learn and we pray
We go on trips, and sports we play
So it might seem, we are the same
But let me tell you, why that’s a shame

Cause in camp Chayolei, we live in harmony
Having fun together, as one single family
To bring about Moshiach, is on everyone’s mind
Living with that mission, makes camp one of a kind

Oh Chayolei it’s time to go
Me and my friends, all love you so
I feel like I’m leaving my family behind
A camp like this one, no one can find

But Chayolei there’s one thing I know
Your mission I’ll carry wherever I go
Telling the world all about our goal
Making Geulah a part of us all

Of course in our camp…

Winning Alma Mater of the Winning Team of When
T.T.T.O. Mi Adir (Shwekey)

As I packed my bags, thoughts came to my mind
What’s the point of all this, it’s such a waste of time
Camp is such a pain, and they are all the same
So what from Chayolei will I gain?

I get on the bus, new faces I see
I feel out of place, there’s fear inside me
Will I fit in, will I get along?
Or was my decision all wrong?

Chorus:
But as time passed by, I’ve come to realize
That chayolei, will forever change my life
As I stand here now, and I shout out loud
Rebbe, I’m here to make you proud
 
The friends I made, are so close to me
If not for them, where would I be?
And the staff so dear, how much they care
Oh Chayolei, I can only cry
Chayolei, I can’t say good bye

Winning Comedy Song of the Winning Team of Who
T.T.T.O. The Big Event

Chorus (sung between each paragraph):
Mendy Turen is horse oh no!
Spaghetti is the main course oh no!
I lost my Shmoyonke oh no!
I never could see night activity!

Every morning I can’t hear a thing
The bunkhouse speakers are blasting
I sleep through the whole beginning
The only part I know is the ending

Noodles and cheese everyday
My waiter I forgot to pay
Where is the tip Kacha by mistake
I might have used it to hook up a steak

There’s a wanna be head counselor in this camp
At making noise he is the champ
Tzivos Hashem he tries to do
His learning class looks like a zoo

There was also a former head counselor here
Why he left I’m not aware
His Moitzei Shabbos speeches were extra long
Can’t figure out why they all went wrong

Sports in camp can’t be beat
If we could have them it would be neat
If hockey we get to play
We’re around camp chasing the ball all day

Kipa V’diglon he doesn’t wear
Maybe it would help if again we’d cheer
If this doesn’t work then I give up
Together let us all Drei him A Kup

Yossi Elmon Kippa Vdiglon…

There is someone in camp who is such a Chnun
I think he landed from the moon
In a few minutes he will turn around
And his pants will be falling down

I stole suspenders from Grossbaum his pants are falling down, his pants are falling down

That’s all the jokes I have for now
At this late hour I would like to take a bow
Thank you all for listening
Hey! Why are all the campers sleeping?

Winning Comedy Song of the Winning Team of When
T.T.T.O. Shuva, Shuva

Bom bom, bom bom, no words to say
You came to camp, and you saved the day
Shraga shraga, one would be a fool, to say that dreams don't come true

Gourarie's busy, block is lazy, Z is crazy...
Gross is spastic, Brafmans frantic, and Itamar is ay ay ay...

Mendy Turen, up the wall you will climb, if something doesn't run on time
Levi Liberov, made all the campers cry, because he's no more Mr. nice guy

Levi Eidelman finally found his voice, Grano didn't give him a choice
And Shmuly changed his name to Shimi, and Netanel is cooler then Bini

Chnunim, Choozbash, Chai Bas, haifa, what they mean, nobody knows
Chnunim, Choozbash, Chai Bas, haifa
Oh Chayolei, we love you so.

Judges Comedy Song
T.T.T.O. Al Hanissim

Chorus (sung between each paragraph):
Campers of Chayolei, you are totally swell
You just need a shower as you really, really smell
Levi Liberow, a very rare sighting
Mendy Turen is always crying

Camp Chayolei, we're all a little slow
You know you've found the place when you're greeted by yellow
We have very few campers, one two three
The staff number about 103

Mendy Turen tried to be a one man show
But Yossel Friedman kept coming to and fro
But Mendel we noticed the running around all day
and that Levi and Levi never got a say

My mind is torn, should I go on another trip
If it means 5 hours on a yellow bus I'll sit
Oh Chayolei, where I'm forever walking
Better than an hour of Shimmy talking

What Mendy Spritzer does, he doesn't tell a soul
But ruining Grand Sings, he's already on a roll
As his list of jobs suddenly grow
A baseball, he still can't throw

Camp Chayolei, where there is only sun
and the food, let's be honest is very very yum
Grounds with stones and piles full of sand
And bunkhouses that stand

Life Guards in this camp, we have six
But when it comes to doing water stuff, Shrageh pulls a fit
The pool and river is strictly out of bounds
Unless for them you buy a couple of rounds

Then you have the waiters who never miss a beat
Except for Mendel Brafman who never served a seat
They went on the trips no matter how far
But no one knows why they're always in the car

From simple MBP, to judge three
Granos climbing the pole ladder, for everyone to see
But Itamar Antian please don't hold a grudge
That Grano was chosen to be the third judge

I wasn't around enough to make enough fun
Just like the rain came more than the sun
Your lateness and your chuzbashing is all we know
Oh Chayolei we love you so

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